This was probably my first weekend I am actually free since I came back to Malaysia for holidays as I was pretty busied up with my brother’s wedding. This weekend, I was able to meet up with lots of my ex-Sydney mates and some of their friends too.
Friday was our fail pub-hopping from Tom, Dick & Harry to Sid’s Pub in Taman Tun. Got to meet up with Kenneth, Daryl, Yen Yen, SK, Kevin and Marcus along with Krystle for the first time. Kwong Heng, Nee Kee and Captain Seng Keat joined up later too. I hate how my first impression to Krystle was “WHAT?! YOU HAVE THE SAME CAMERA THAN ME (in red too)!?” I hope she won’t judge me. Table talk included all of the old stories and also some new “education”.
Little kids, press page down a couple of times. You have been warned.
(Take note that the below may also be a little offensive)
One of our conversations strayed to kinky disgusting sex moves. Of these, we discussed the Dirty Sanchez, the Angry Dragon and the Spiderman. And yes, as a good Samaritan, I will share my knowledge with those that do not know what these are.Note that they are all described from the male perspective of sexual intercourse.
The Spiderman was described as: when you are about to finish off, walk away to ruin the moment, then turn back and (while doing the Spiderman fingers) finish off on her face (I think). Now, I laughed at just picturing this. However, I searched online and apparently the real definition is a lot funnier.
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey’s web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
Source: Urban Dictionary
Just could not resist Photoshoping Mr. Happy-Cat on.
The Angry Dragon was another funny move. We were told that when finishing off during a blowjob, you smack the back of the girl’s head to make your load come out of her nose. This move has been named so because when she gets up with all that dribbling from her nose, she’s gonna look like one very angry dragon.
This move will likely give you the wife-beater label so try it at your own risk. As mean as it sounds though, it’s still hilarious. Please don’t mention feminist issues because I do acknowledge how very male-chauvinistic these ‘sex moves’ are.
The Dirty Sanchez is something a lot worse than either of these moves and would probably make you sick to your stomach. Hence, to avoid scaring visitors away, you can take a read at Wikipedia.
A search on Google also got me lots more weird sexual acts. Check them out here.
End of possibly offensive and 18SX stuff
I have some dirty friends. But I guess that’s also the most entertaining kind.
Photos from the night are below. They are also avid cam-whores and posers. Tsk tsk.
This was pretty much my Friday night dinner. Was delicious – Until people starting cracking up jokes relating French Fries to male appendages… Kids!
I miss my $7.00 Snake Bites in Sydney.
Me and Yen Yen are actually posing. Kevin wants his spotlight.
I don’t know what Daryl and Yen Yen are doing. Kenneth seems be simulating a pirate, I think.
Me and Yen Yen. My shirt title: Rock Out With Your Cock Out (note the Rooster on the right)
Palat! (Inside joke)
That famous curious pose of mine…
Retired gangsters of Sydney, Kenneth and Daryl - Still trying.
Krystle and emoboy Kevin
After the Photoshoping, I thought this photo looked pretty good.
“Om gonna turn moi lyfe araund.” – Kenneth
Few comments on the photos:
- I have no idea why all the photos with Marcus and SK in them are blurry.
- A lot of the photos lack in quality and are grainy – Still getting used to the camera!
- Why are there so many photos of Kenneth?!