Nothing to Blog About

As much as it may seem that this blog is dead, it really isn’t.

I have looked around each day and really haven’t found anything blog-worthy. I guess this could be due to me having to work at News Ltd. (which really isn’t as bad as I thought it would have turned out to be).

I can just about sum up all the things I have going on in my life in a few points:

  • I might buy a car soon
  • University looks to be pretty stressful this semester
  • Saving money requires way too many sacrifices

Meanwhile, please go try making your own Big Mac and tell me how it goes :)

Tales of Monkey Island – Chapter 1: Reviewed

Telltale Games have released the first chapter of the Tales of Monkey Island series entitled ‘Launch of the Screaming Narwhal’. Before I get into this review, I have to ensure you, the reader, understands that I am a largely avid fan of the Monkey Island franchise so if there is nit-picking in this review and comparisons to the old, I apologize – As always, these are personal reviews.

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Tales of Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal (ToMI1) is the first chapter in a series of five developed by Telltale Games. It is a graphic adventure game based on the Monkey Island franchise (1990-2000). How does this game compare to it’s predecessors? Can it be officially added to the Monkey Island (MI) series or is it such a let-down that it cannot be called a true Monkey Island game (evident in the new Leisure Suit Larry games)?


You predictably begin the game as the MI protagonist Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™ on your ship looking for ways to save your wife, Elaine Marley who has been captured by the evil LeChuck once again. This sequence is basically an introduction and you learn that this game is set in the near future after Monkey Island 4. As Guybrush almost completes the recipe for the Cursed Cutlass Kaflu (that can possibly destroy LeChuck for good), he drops the last ingredient and has to find an alternative. Thumbs up atleast to the character development here: less than 5 minutes into the game and we see Guybrush’s clumsiness affect the storyline (as usual). With a new final ingredient used, Guybrush stabs LeChuck with the ‘improvised’ voodoo cutlass. This results in LeChuck turning into a human and Guybrush’s hand being infected with the ‘Pox of LeChuck’. An explosion on the ship sends our hero flailing into the ocean.

Guybrush awakes on the beach of Flotsam Island and learns that the unusual winds disallow anyone to leave the island. This first chapter looks at Guybrush’s adventures at Flotsam Island as he finds a way to get off the Island and save Elaine.

As far as the story goes, it is only the first chapter and it does not really tell much of the story. It successfully creates the introduction of the five-part series with a clever idea of making Guybrush’s hand uncontrollable and morphing LeChuck into a human – Something fresh from the older games.

MonkeyIsland101 2009-07-14 19-49-00-16The character development in this game is done well. Newcomers to the game will immediately notice the protagonist’s claims to the title, Mighty Pirate™ and yet also realize his lack of pirate-esque characteristics. This is the cheeky Guybrush Threepwood that the fans will remember and any newcomer will definitely fall in love with the character’s charm. LeChuck and Elaine are not thoroughly mentioned but they serve their purposes in the story telling. It is good that Telltale Games have come up with a fresh story portraying the same objective as the other MI games: Save Elaine from the clutches of LeChuck.



This is where this game plummets. The birth of the MI series was in 2D and it continued this trend until the 4th installment (Escape from Monkey Island) where we saw the franchise gobbled up by the 3D monster. This new 3D take of the world of MI resulted in bad controls and a much less memorable experience. The artwork behind Monkey Island 3 (The Curse of Monkey Island) was magnificent and possibly one of the best things about the game.

Unfortunately, ToMI1 follows suit with it’s predecessor and is in 3D. Similar to previous games by Telltale Games, we see poor graphics that could easily have been improved. Textures are poor and usually lacking detail; the polygons on the models are easily noticable; animations remind me of the crappy new Leisure Suit Larry games; and there are a number of graphical anomalies showing slack graphical development. As much as it can be said that these soft textures were made to suit the cartoon-ish feel of the game, has the Lego Batman and Lego Star Wars games on the PS3 (and even in HD) not shown that this can be done without plain textures?

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Looks like animation from the new LSL Games
Look at those Polygons!

Within this 3D world, you will also be infuriated by the poor camera angles. In a game where you have to be able to look at the surroundings, changing camera angles will NOT help. For example, in the first scene, combining the different camera angles as you look around the ship with the rocking caused by the sea currents, it can be difficult to even find what is ‘clickable’. Very cumbersome and a feature not needed.



The music in ToMI1 gives me goosebumps as I remember the MI series. The musical scores are beautiful and will always suit the theme of Monkey Island. The voice acting is stunningly excellent in comparison to games nowadays. Just hearing Dominic Armato voice our hero is enough to make any MI fan buy this game.



Bad mouse controls..ToMI1 almost follows it’s predecessors’ style of gameplay (ignoring the bad controls in MI4). There are two methods of controlling Guybrush – with the Mouse, the player can hold and drag the mouse to move Guybrush in the desired direction and with the Keyboard (WASD or directional buttons). This new method of movement with the mouse was annoying, unresponsive and inaccurate. It is so frustrating it can make you want to throw the game in the trash. However, I discovered the keyboard method later on (one-third into the game) and it seemed really stupid that Telltale Games had showcased the mouse-movement controls by including it in the tutorial but not mentioning the keyboard. I could be wrong as I normally just skimmed through the tutorial tips but needless to say, why remove the point-and-click from this famous point-and-click adventure game? Monkey Island has been categorized in the point-and-click adventure genre countless times so why did they have to remove such a simple feature that allowed the player to move around?

CmiLauncherCoin1Apart from that, everything else follows suit. It would be good if players were allowed to both look and touch/interact with items instead of just clicking items. Basically, the coin in Monkey Island 3 to the left.

Also, the new inventory system is a bit tedious and requires a bit of getting used to if you are a fan of the previous games. Everything is done in single clicks and not in a holding of a mouse button or even the right mouse button (which is used to skip character speechlines).

The comedy within the game may not keep you laughing like other MI games did, but they are sometimes just as witty ensuring atleast a hint of a grin from the player.



I finished this game in 2½ hours with hints set to the minimum. Why would you want hints in this game? It defeats the purpose of thinking out of the box especially for games featuring the outrageous antics of protagonists (Guybrush Threepwood, Larry Laffer, etc.) that have to find every possible way to pass obstacles because of their chaMonkeyIsland101 2009-07-14 19-05-37-22racter’s lack of ability. The game was not hard at all, in fact it is much easier compared to it’s predecessors. There is hardly any thinking out of the box and although people have complained that there are very ‘random’ things you have to do, I never felt this at all. Joystiq (2009) reviews this game and mentions that “triggering the actual puzzle and forcing the game to pay attention to what you’re doing requires a bizarre act which never really makes sense” in regards to the puzzle involving the traversal of a jungle maze. This is ridiculous and it is obvious from the map that is given to you that you have to ‘use the map on that well’ to start the puzzle. To the right you will see this map and in the top left corner (obviously the start as the other side depicts the X) you will notice a well (which is very similar to the 3D one in the game) with a human hand above it holding a parchment of some sort. At this point in the game, this is the only map you have and the well is in the center of the maze.

MonkeyIsland101 2009-07-14 19-26-28-14The game is downright easy and unless you have never played an adventure game before, you will fly through it unlike adventure games like Broken Sword or heck, even Leisure Suit Larry (by Sierra). If you are not into exploring the world and listening to the witty remarks Guybrush has about just about all the objects in the game, then switch on the hints – But if you want the real MI feel, then switch them off and figure things out as you go because as mentioned earlier, the game really does not have much lateral thinking. There is even a scene where the camera zooms in on an object you must pick up. Still, it can be assumed that this game was made for today’s gamers and the difficulty level is set just right with that in mind



This game is episodic-based and it’s replayability cannot be rated until all the chapters come out. But I predict an adventure game does not receive much replayability because of its linearity – which is fine, because I always go back to these games much later for nostalgic value.


Tales of Monkey Island is a much awaited sequel to the Monkey Island series and this first chapter does it’s job in introducing the characters to both newcomers and fans. The story is introduced and after playing the first chapter you will definitely want to know what happens next (as it predictably ends with a cliffhanger). Looking at the Leisure Suit Larry franchise resurrection, this game is perfect for avid fans. ToMI1 keeps to majority of the things that made the Monkey Island franchise so memorable and is pretty much just a new story with the old gameplay. The bad camera angles, poor graphics and new features get in the way of this adventure game and may make this experience less memorable (like MI4) but these flaws are tolerable. Besides, surrounded by the comedy and nostalgia (for fans), you will still want to play through the game. It fares well in comparison with the MI franchise and I hope to see more, but with a few things fixed up – And possibly a 2D sequel.

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Newcomers to the franchise, I hope you see why Monkey Island is so awesome and check out the older ones. For me, The Curse of Monkey Island (3) was the best so do take a look at that one. The new enhanced remake of  The Secret of Monkey Island looks very promising (and more user-friendly) so go buy that too!

Reviewing the 06/07 Flavour of James

So, two years back I had a blog entitled “On The Contrary”. It was where I wanted to post ‘meaningful’ things. The first post itself similarly claimed this idea.

This site was born on the 19th of November in 2006 at 3:46 AM in Malaysia.

“This blog was created to explain takes on various things in life. After trying hard to figure out the solutions to simple, yet rhetorical unanswered questions. Using only logic and opinion, the deduced discoveries are what I share.” – James

Interesting, eh? Not really? Well, since the content of this old blog has just resurfaced, I thought I would post it up again because it was actually pretty interesting. For fluidity, I have just re-posted them under their original post dates and will link to them below.

Be warned, most of the articles attempt (unsuccessfully) at a philosophical view at something. I hope that they will serve as entertainment or hopefully something even more.

The posts can be found under the Personal » On The Contrary. The posts are also individually listed below.

Yes, there is a link to an even older blog. It’s funny how I review myself. :)

Australia Official Xbox Magazine features MW2


Here’s some coverage of Modern Warfare 2. The article contains an interview with an Australian Infinity Ward team member, Michael Boon and interestingly enough, a section described as “Rumour Control”

Russian Winter

“Infinity Ward showed us a snowy village that hides a nuclear submarine base, found by following a pipeline through the forest. We spotted that the signs are Russian and combined with the Gulag stage in Special Ops mode, we can assume that a sizable portion of the game takes place in, er, Russia.”

Mounted Guns

“During a physics demo Infinity Ward was shuffling around mounted sentry guns on tripods. This will suggest there will be a sequence where you prepare for a enemy onslaught by covering off routes with sentry guns. This could form the basis of one of the flavours of Special Ops mode maps as well, with an assault on defensible positions.”

The Home Front

“During the physics demo one of the items blown to bits was the traditional mailbox you see outside suburban homes in the US. Does this mean for the first time, Infinity Ward will be taking the battle onto American soil? Given the international scope of the Modern Warfare series it’s not implausible, particularly now civilians have been thrown into the mix.”

Water Works

“One of the models that was demonstrated to us was a solder in diving kit. Can Infinity Ward make underwater combat that doesn’t suck? Or will it simply be a infiltration route into a defended base? Given Modern Warfare 2’s bond-esque stylings, we recon IW might give a under water dust-up a proper punt.”

Price of War

“Obviously one of the biggest unanswered questions at the end of the first game was whether Price survived after his valiant efforts at the end of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Clearly Soap has taken on Price’s role as Captain, but does that mean Price won’t make an appearance? IW is saying nothing.”

Source: MW2 Blog

I’m Such a Brat

Sitting on the bus on the way home from my first day at News Ltd. For those that don’t know, I’m under a UNSW scholarship that requires me to undergo 3 (rigorous) courses of Industrial Training at 3 different companies which include decent ones like Accenture, Amex, CBA, and Coca-Cola Ltd.

Last year I had my first industrial training at American Express. It was awfully boring because I was thrown into a department that was so technical in areas I had both not studied nor had an interest in (hence a knack to pick it up). I ended up sitting down at my desk most of the time just surfing the net of texting someone. Furthermore I never had a proper induction into the company except for a tour around the building.

Although I now have atleast a friend with me at News Ltd., I feel I can predict that this industrial training will be way worse. Everyone shot  us dirty looks like we were aliens, let alone acknowledging our physical presences. There was even this one time a guy dropped a pen and after repeatedly shouting “excuse me”,  we were both blatantly ignored as the guy walked a way. Amex had such a warm family feeling among employees and I was introduced to just about all the personnel on the floor I was to work at on my first day. Furthermore, News Ltd. is so technologically backwards I feel sorry for the IT department that is trying hard to fix things up now because risk has only just  been realized (thanks to the GEC). Induction today ended early (plus!) but then again, it was the stupidest reason for me to get up at 8.00 am. We sat through 5 hours of listening to either something we were previously briefed on, something filled with technical jargon and something that sounded like it should have been used for 8 year olds (“These icons [lady points at the KEY that explains exactly what each symbol means] basically represent how much the activity will affect the company. There are red, amber [it was actually yellow] and green icons. Each of these icons represent something different [really?]. Red means this activity is very important and will need a lot of attention. Amber means this activity is not so important and may not require as much attention. Green means the activity will not be so… [fuck it]“.

So… What’s the point of this rant?

Note to Self: Well, I have to say the realization of the working world has finally hit me. To be satisfied with your job, you would have to be very lucky. But then again, looking at the small nit-picked reasons for hating work, I think I am just one picky little shit and a bit of a brat to be complaining about small issues but then later realizing the pros that easily outweigh these small issues. It could also be said that the incentive of actually earning money plays a large role in job satisfaction and until I reach that level of employment, I can’t really say.



I guess this is all random nonsensical crap, but I haven’t posted for a while and this is what I’m thinking of right now and besides, it took a lot of effort to type this on the bus – not letting it go to waste :D .