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Aus. Gov. fail at deterring Smokers

by James on Apr.30, 2010, under Ramblings, Web Findings

So it all began when our good old Prime Minister was being pressured to increase cigarette prices:

The Prime Minister last night outlined the looming threat of an ageing population, warning that the rising cost of health would outstrip the states’ ability to raise taxes within two decades.

Quit Victoria executive director Fiona Sharkey told The Australian Online today that lifting the price of cigarettes would save lives.

“It is the single biggest thing we can do to bring smoking down. It cuts consumption and it cuts the number of people who smoke,” she said.

Source: The Australian (25th January 2010)

And the results…

The excise increase, which will help fund the government’s health reforms, will be short of that required to lift the price of a packet of cigarettes to $20, as recommended by the government’s Preventative Health Taskforce.

There was speculation last night that the excise increase would add at least $2-$3 to a pack of 25.

The excise increase, which will help fund the government’s health reforms, will be short of that required to lift the price of a packet of cigarettes to $20, as recommended by the government’s Preventative Health Taskforce.
There was speculation last night that the excise increase would add at least $2-$3 to a pack of 25.

And even more results…

From January 1, 2012, all brands of cigarettes will be sold in plain boxes. The boxes will be the same colour and carry large, graphic health warnings. The brand of the cigarette will appear in a small font. The font style and size, as well as the position of the brand will be uniform.

Source: SMH (29th April, 2010)

So to sum it up, the Australian government is fighting smoking by

  1. Raising prices of all cigarettes to up to $20 (RM60!) per pack
  2. Making all cigarette packaging plain

So let’s look at this objectively.

First of all, raising the prices to curb smoking seems to be one of the most inefficient methods ever. Not only do smokers have other options (such as rolling their own cigarettes or purchasing from illegal markets) but this ’solution’ will also have an negative effect on several non-smokers.

The first of which are shopkeepers of tobacconist stores or  convenience stores: I think it’s obvious that the profits of these stores along with their job security will be affected. Instead of stopping smokers, this will just make the majority of smokers turn to another source which is usually illegal and from an external market – It’s interesting how the Government has not looked at the effects of this decision on these small Australian businesses.

Another obvious issue is the matter of freedom of choice. Smoking can both be a social choice or a personal preference. It is not unheard of for a person to feel a sense of confidence with a cigarette in their hand, hence the social smoker. Nor is it a sin to enjoy the flavour of a cigarette. By using cost as a deterrent, the raised taxes on cigarettes seems to only be targeted on those with less money anyway.

Finally, this is like increasing the price of contraceptives to curb pre-marital sex – But the consequences of this are much more obvious, an uncontrollable increase in the population. Increased cigarette prices on the other hand, may not scream consequences immediately. But a smoker has two choices: (a) continue buying cigarettes at the new increased price; (b) stop smoking. With option (a), those that do not have much money will sacrifice their spending other everyday requirements (which can be food, drinks, leisure, etc.) hence the Government isn’t curbing and is rather punishing. Option (b) will result in smokers being forced to stop their addiction – Everyone knows that the most effective method of quitting smoking is when a personal choice is made. It is not up to anyone else to decide whether or not they should quit and by doing so, there will definitely be friction in this process. Being cut-off from this addiction will incur negative feelings such as stress, fatigue and/or frustration – Will this not affect the workforce of Australia?

The change to the packaging is just plain silly. It limits cigarette manufacturers from marketing their brands hence saving them money. The government feels that people smoke due to the colourful packing – Yet have they not realized that within the packaging, every cigarette looks practically the same (with the exception of Pall Mall having some designs on it)?

All in all, there are a lot of disadvantages in making this decision. The government has not considered several issues and I am sure that eventually these will come up.

Keep up the good work, Rudd. First the Internet Censor and now this. Why did I vote for you?

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Interview Tip (Yeah, just one)

by James on Apr.15, 2010, under Ramblings, Random

It was a busy day in the office when I received the mail from Company X. My application was being considered and I had an interview with someone from HR. I was ecstatic and excited to discover such wonderful news… Until the realization of my fear of that 3-syllable word of doom – “INTERVIEW”.

I had never been for a formal interview especially one involving applying for a job. With my academics not being that strong either, my first instinct was to flee… To decline the interview and tell myself that I “didn’t really want that job anyway”. Obviously the sensible part in me took over and I scheduled the interview 2 weeks later. These 2 weeks I decided would be long enough for preparation.

2 weeks down the road and I was in the lobby of Company X. I had done no practicing in front of the mirror, no memorization of great speeches nor any reading on interview skills or body language. The only thing I’d done was read about the company and it’s goals to show my interest.

Following the interviewer to the interview room led me to think of the numerous possible ways at which I could make an idiot of myself during this session

I answered nervously as she asked me questions on past situations where I had demonstrated my abilities and the decisions I made. All of the questions she asked, I had predicted – each of which I had already prepared rough answers for… Ofcourse things did not continue to go so well when she finally asked me one that I had no idea how to answer.

This was when I had a decision to make

  1. Lie: It’s not hard to make up a story about a time in University. I am good at (but not proud of) lying too.
  2. Be honest: Explain my inability to answer

When someone is nervous they tend to just blurt out a blatant lie or pure honesty. So, eventually the stress got to me…

“Honestly, I am unable to answer the question as I feel I lack the experience in what you have just asked about. However, I do know of a similar experience that may be appropriately considered…”

And then I told of a true story that was most aligned to her question. +points for honesty and +points for having another story that I could sell myself with.

It was from this point onwards that my confidence rose as I realised it wasn’t about being able to use big words or throwing in great stories that of me being the hero of the day. It was about explaining who I was and why I was suitable for the job – Yes, I’ve been told this before, but I never believed it… Companies suggest you to ‘be yourself’ in every interview because they ‘want to get to know you’ while the rebel in each of us will always be thinking  ”yeah right, they’ll never want me if I be myself”. Have we ever stopped to think that different companies genuinely look for different types of people?

So to sum it up, there is only one interview tip that I have:

Be honest and be yourself

Yeah, yeah, you’ve heard it all before. But take this as something coming from someone who experienced the true relief and boost of self confidence by telling the truth.

If you are honest, confidence will grow because you have nothing to be afraid of. If you are forced to say something negative about yourself then just be tactful in the way you say it. If being yourself results in your rejection then it just really might be that you weren’t suitable for the company. Some companies prefer those that have leadership skills while some prefer those that efficiently work alone; some companies prefer those that can solve problems quickly while others prefer those that can pull a problem apart and take their time to carefully decide on the solution.

Obviously with this tip I am assuming you are competent enough to dress formally, not to ramble when you answer questions and to have a great handshake – All “skills” that can be mastered in a day.

Good luck!

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The Australian Sickie

by James on Jan.25, 2010, under Ramblings, Random, Web Findings

Although I do not have actual working experience in Malaysia, I have plenty of friends who do.

Let’s take one of my mates for example:

  1. He wakes up at 5.30 AM to get ready and leave his house by 6.30 AM;
  2. the drive is from Subang Jaya to KL city and due to jams, he gets to work between 7.30-8.30 AM;
  3. sure, work starts at 9.00 AM but trying to get to work at 9.00 AM on the dot is impossible with the distance and the jams he has to travel through.
  4. At work, he does plenty, there is hardly any social conversation between employees (unless they’re looking to get chucked out;
  5. he finally gets off for lunch around 12-ish when he finishes whatever he’s on.
  6. After an hour’s lunch, he works his butt off again till 6.00 PM if he’s lucky but usually gets off at 7.00 PM.

So that’s almost 12 hours spent on work – Ouch.

Now, in Australia, the typical (when I say typical, I refer to what is definitely the major population) day at work would involve the following:

  1. Normally, it takes a max 1 hour to travel to work and with public transport it’s easy to consistently arrive at work around 9 AM;
  2. after a little bit of e-mail checking/replying, it’s then common to grab a coffee with your fellow employees to catch up both on work matters and socially;
  3. work starts again until 12 PM when you can head for lunch;
  4. taking a full hour of lunch means you arrive back at 1 PM;
  5. and after 4 more hours you can leave. Legally, 5 PM is the time all employees are allowed to leave – the slightly more ambitious may want to stay longer but again, this is referring to the major population.

So it’s pretty obvious that working life in Australia is more laid back and heck, more enjoyable. The sickie is what Aussies have dubbed as a day off work due to (supposed) illness and has become part of Australian culture. So much so that you can hear jokes that relate common Australian behaviour to it too – Kind of like those “Chinese are cheap” jokes you hear on Russell Peters, it’s offensive but you know it’s true.

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The reason I am writing about this is due to this article, ”Australia’s biggest ever sickie”. Tomorrow (Tuesday, 26th of January) is Australia Day hence a public holiday and everyone seems to be pulling a sickie today (Monday) to get that 4-day weekend. How has pulling a sickie become Aussie culture when working life is so much better here in Oz’? In Malaysia, trying to take a sick leave so blatantly fake just to get a long weekend is asking to get sacked.

It’s disappointing to say that I think Aussies are really taking their job security for granted.

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Malaysian Communication & Culture Minister losing Popularity

by James on Jan.19, 2010, under Ramblings, Web Findings

So the first thing I heard from Ellie was how our Minister of Communication & Culture said some things about Malaysian Internet users. Article is below

KUALA LUMPUR: Telecommunication companies (telcos) should also give priority to content on culture and the development of human civilisation, said Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim.

He said this would further help stimulate the minds of Malaysians, more so this in this era of sophisticated and borderless communications, and was an aspect of content the telcos should address besides chasing profits.

“New applications like SMS, Yahoo Messenger, Twitter, ICQ, Skype and devices like the Blackberry and the like have made communications between humans easier and this has contributed to the development of civilisation and changed the landscape of communications universally, which before heavily depended on the telephone, telex, fax and the postal service,” he said.

He said this in his speech which was read out by his deputy Datuk Joseph Salang at the prize-giving ceremony for winners of the “Mobile Content Challenge 2009” contest, here on Tuesday.

According to Rais, owing to the ease of communication, certain aspects of culture, like language, might face challenges.

He said the truncating spellings used in SMSes could jeopardise the integrity of Bahasa Malaysia besides posing challenges to ethical issues in inter-personal relationships.

“There have been cases of consumers using SMS, MMS, chatrooms, Facebook and Twitter to spread rumours and with speed, spread hatred among people,” he said.

He said abuse of these applications should be addressed together by raising awareness on the ethics and proper norms of using sophistcated communition tools in this ultra-modern age.

Source: The Star

Basically, the Datuk Seri Dr. Rais Yatim has stated two major problems sprouting out due to Malaysian usage of the Internet and the way in which technology continues to evolve:

  1. Internet and telecommunication messaging is causing language deterioration
  2. Due to the characteristics of technology today, it is easy to spread bad rumours

Now, I can see on Twitter how everyone is being mean to the minister after what he said. I did a quick search on Twitter for #yorais and here are some random posts:

conancat: #yorais will probably figure out how to read all these tweets today 40 years later.
xniquet: Rais Yatim is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard. #yorais
menj: Rais is so old he thinks a browser is someone who shops at the mall #yorais
reiko67: I ask my 16months old son “Please finish #yorais before you go chase cats” just now.
MissyCheerio: Rais is so ancient that the word “past”,”history” and “sejarah” hasn’t existed. #yorais (So not funny, lah)
smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais

rais-kungfuRais Yatim gonna kung fu the crap out of all you people on Twitter!

So, yeah, that’s what you get really. Attack a community that isn’t necessarily united but one that can easily communicate with one another. Even mention they can spread bad rumoursreal fast. It’s like telling a big bully that hitting people is not nice – What do you expect to happen right after that?

Anyway, let’s look at this a little bit more constructively (Don’t worry, I shall try my best not to bore you).

1. “sms cos probs wif lang 8===>”

The issue of Internet and SMS slang causing problems with languages (not just Bahasa Melayu) has been a debate for a while now. I have seen several articles on News.com.au about this and a quick Google will get you to a Helium.com debate entitled “Is text messaging causing the destruction of the English language?”. At the time of this post the debate votes were tallied at 166 (58%) Yes and 121 (42%) No – Nothing extremely definitive, but it is a hot debate topic today. If you read the articles there you will be able to see that there are some very good points on both sides and so it brings me to this: Rais Yatim does have a point. Continuous usage of truncated spellings can become a bad habit.

Why is there so much negativity against this? Why, because most of us (looking around my age group or above) didn’t grow up with Twitter and Facebook. At early stages we went to school and didn’t have much access to these telecommunication devices. Hence, we already knew what proper English was. What worries me is Generation Z – It is undeniable that this problem can occur even today, what about our future leaders?

2. “Stop Saying Bad Things About Me!”

Now, the part about spreading bad rumours is just about the stupidest thing I have heard of. Malaysians always liked gossip and drama. This bad habit of Malaysians has always been around and blaming technology instead of thanking it for enhancing our communication just doesn’t make sense. If there was a problem with rumours being spread out, it should not be blamed on the communication medium and instead the users itself are to blame. But what’s so mean about bad rumours? Everyone loves drama, it’s why paparazzi and E! Entertainment exists: Plainly human nature.

All in all, I have to partially agree what was stated about text messaging… But apart from that, it sounded like he was just talking out of his ass. Trying to stop bad rumours is pretty much censorship and I’m sure Malaysia isn’t a communist country… Is it?

Oh, oh, my turn!

#yorais is so old he spins his saggy man titties to make mini helicopter propellers so he can fly high and stop the evil that is online social networking.

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Malaysians that go abroad

by James on Jan.13, 2010, under Ramblings

Have you ever had one of those friends that went overseas and within a year came back with more than just souvenirs? I’m talking about those fake-accents. This is something I really dislike and can’t stand for. How does one become so immersed in their overseas home so much that they start to become a native?

I am 200% sure that I am not the only one who really can’t stand this… So what fuels this hate?

  1. You’re Malaysian. Speak like one!
    As patriotic as this may sound, it’s probably the number one reason. You’ve spent most of your life in Malaysia and  you should never forget your roots. We’re proud to be Malaysian and our accent is one of the things that makes us unique – which brings us to our second point. I have friends from Australia who returned from a exchange in America with not a sign of American on them yet Malaysians who can grab an accent within a months stay overseas.
  2. Are you ashamed of your accent?
    I’ll admit, Malaysian slang butchers the English language very harshly – But so what? Again, it is something we should be proud of and it’s not like we can’t control our slang. It’s not something to be ashamed of and by choosing another way of speaking (i.e. American, Aussie, etc.) you are just telling us how much superior you think those countries are. Why would you even do it? Is your personality not good enough for you to fit in with a group that you must attempt to sound like them? Yowch :P
  3. You just sound weird
    Being there for such a short period of time, there is no way your accent will even sound at all believable. This is where my argument takes the cake. It’s just funny how all these crappy imitators think they are speaking plopah ingleesh.
  4. Ignorance is not bliss
    The worst part is when you deny you have an accent when it’s so obvious (and fake). That’s when it annoys us all the most.
  5. You think they understand you easier overseas?
    I am sure they understand you fine – Many people have said that Malaysians that speak without “Lah”s and all that slang sound American. Since America is the influence of almost the entire world due to their media, nobody should have a problem understanding your English. Besides, having to learn how to speak like others doesn’t mean you have to forget your roots.

I understand yes, there is a level of reasoning behind learning the accent of the country you go to – But around Malaysians, just stick to the Malaysian accent. It’s trully a lot more than just an accent.

This post is random and not intended towards anyone. If you are feel this post is directed at you, then I am glad that I have raised awareness of this issue.

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Rant of The Last Airbender

by James on Jan.06, 2010, under Ramblings

I caught an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender on Nickelodeon the other day and it was actually a very enjoyable show. I decided to stream off some episodes and I got hooked.

So this is my new addiction. I’ve already seen the first season (that’s 8-10 hours) and I’m on the second now. However, this post isn’t really to just to talk about the awesomeness that is Avatar. I am here to talk about what is going to ruin this awesomeness.

I have a habit of Googling just about anything I am interested in, to read up more about it and I found something I stumbled upon months ago.

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The Last Airbender, the live action movie. Oh my dear god.

These kind of movies really depress me. We’ve already seen how badly Dragonball and Speedracer failed and now Avatar has to feel the evil clutches of Hollywood. There is something very wrong about this film and I’ll tell you what it is.

These live action films tend to really miscast their actors. Look at the live-action Dragonball – Even though 90% of the characters in the animated Dragonball are (Eastern) Asian, the live-action movie casted heaps of Caucassian actors. This is just stupid and a decision like this will never appeal to the fans. What is the reason behind this anyway? A hollywood movie HAS to have a white-boy as the main character? Is that how shallow American audiences are? I don’t think so. I don’t understand how hard it is to find Asian actors (particularly Chinese, Japanese or Korean for The Last Airbender). One of the major things that’s cool about Avatar is how the entire world is based on Eastern culture. So is Shyamalan going to just throw like 20 Caucasians into an Eastern world? There just isn’t a viable reason as to why this decision of casting was made.

I foresee a very bad review of this movie. I hate you, Hollywood for turning great things into piles of garbage.

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How is Dev Patel (above) possibly Zuko (below)?!

Zuko_by_c_dyHe’s EASTERN ASIAN.

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Guide to Consecutive Clubbing

by James on Jan.02, 2010, under Ramblings, Random

Over the long Christmas  weekend, I think I have finally mastered the art of consecutive clubbing. Sydney is pretty boring at the moment that I had to succumb to this path of enlightenment over this celebration’s holidays. The closer friends I have that are i n Sydney now are the party-goers – so when in Rome… So we’ve all been there: A weekend packed with a tight schedule of events and parties that you cannot avoid going. The first party is always awesome, but when the last party finally arrives you’re dead beat and probably end up ditching it.

Follow these rules of wisdom to have fun as many nights as your body can take!

1. Get plenty of sleep

As obvious as this sounds, a lot of people don’t like to follow this rule. After a night of Vodka Redbulls and Jagerbombs, you’re going to have problems falling asleep, right? Wrong. This is all in your head and unless you took 10 cans of Redbull, you’re just shitting yourself. You’ve just spent a night out drinking with mates and possibly dancing your arse off – Your body can’t take it and it wants to shut down. If you do wake up abruptedly early in the morning, make sure you take a nap later on before you go out because I assure you that your night really won’t be enjoyable otherwise.

Also, sleep seems to help avoid hangovers – we all hate those damn migranes, don’t we?

2. Eat your pre-party meal

You’re getting ready to go out putting on your clothes and spraying on some perfume/cologne. Oh wait, you’re late. As you rush out the house, you realize you forgot to eat. Make sure you grab something on the way and not head straight for the party. You’re really asking for it if you’re going to drink on an empty stomache both because of how the alcohol will hit u and how the alcohol will feel in your stomache.

3. Don’t drink excessively

One thing that kills a person’s mood to party is a hangover due to being irresponsible with alcohol the previous night. Be smart and avoid drinking past your limits. Reach your peak of high and just move to the dance floor. You can ignore this rule if it’s your last party because who cares about having a hangover at work. Remember: If you puked, it means you overdid it, genius.

4. Do not overexert

So now you’re on the dance floor and you wanna show that hot babe/stud swapping glances at you some dance moves you learnt on YouTube. By all means, go for it – this is when you’re supposed to be having fun! However, don’t start breakdancing or poledancing because you do not want to wreck your body. Also, ensure you stop dancing when you start sweating a lot because this really is the only way an intoxicated person knows he/she is exerting his/her body.

Follow these rules and you can go out 7 nights a week. It’s good to take a break one night just to let your body recover.

This post is pretty lame but was something I wrote over these weeks in my spare time. It was probably more enjoyful to write this than it will be for you to read it.

Once again, Happy New Year everyone!

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Merry Christmas!

by James on Dec.26, 2009, under Ramblings

Hello all,

Christmas is often a misunderstood holiday – A day that people countdown to not due to their eagerness but instead the remaining days left to shop for Christmas presents. But what about Christmas spirit? What ever happened to that?

From my previous post, it was clear that my Christmas was going to be a sad one. There is however, something about Christmas that I felt – A slight surge of happiness that ran through myself as I walked through Sydney City on Christmas Eve. Let me paint a picture: As I walked across the busy streets watching the cars rushing home before midnight, I heard the ringing of bells and the carolers singing; I looked up to notice the massive decorated church that shone brightly in the night. You just can’t ignore Christmas in the streets of Sydney on its Eve. Even though this stroll was followed by alcohol and music, this brief moment just did it for me.

If you got to do any of the below, I am already very jealous because they are 3 things I wish to keep tradition for all my Christmases.

  1. To eat roast for Christmas Dinner
  2. To set up and/or decorate the Christmas tree
  3. To watch an episode of the Chipmunks

I hope everyone else had their special Christmas moment and didn’t just go out partying! Just want to wish everyone a

xmas
(belated) Merry Christmas

Armed with my disappointing 2 megapixel iPhone I was able to take some photos of the amazing deco in Sydney city. Being the crappy camera it was, however, these photos really didn’t turn out well.

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Christmas Blues

by James on Dec.24, 2009, under Personal, Ramblings

As the 25th of December creeps up, I realize how boring it’s going to be. I am currently back in Australia – The country where Christmas is celebrated at home with mash, salads, punch and roasted meat. Unfortunately, I am here alone, with most of my close friends overseas with their families. I am thankful that my housemate will be here and so will some other friends who are loners like us.

What does Christmas mean to me?

I was always a sucker for Christmas. The songs and stories always brought a smile to my face – Probably because of how they would always remind me of the simpler times. My parents made it a point to celebrate Christmas when I was young: my Dad actually dressed as Santa once.

As we grow up, we tend to lose our Christmas spirits – but not me – Two Christmases ago, I surprised my parents by purchasing and setting up a Christmas tree at home. Decorating the tree reminded me so much of childhood. This year however, I’m not there to set it up so I assume the house will be Christmas tree-less

Best things about Christmas

To me there are a few weird things that I will always relate Christmas with:

  1. Home Alone
  2. The Chipmunks (who else from my generation can deny this?)
  3. Decorating the Christmas Tree
  4. The Nutcracker
  5. Being the one that gets to put the Angel or the Star on the top of the Christmas tree

So what are my plans for Christmas?

Nothing yet. I could easily organize a Christmas Dinner at my house but there just aren’t that many people here. The closest friends I have here get to eat food their Mum cooked or Dad bought home.

What do I want for Christmas?

A dinner with family and friends; a new pair of shoes; or a new wallet.


I am not upset or depressed about this at all – This post is mainly for me to remind those who get to celebrate Christmas with their family and friends of how lucky they are.

My first Christmas away from Malaysia, let’s see how it goes.

If there are any bloggers out there reading this post, do post what your love or hate for Christmas! :) Reading it would atleast give me something to do over these un-happening days.

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Kinkiness? No. [Probably 18SX]

by James on Dec.14, 2009, under Outing, Ramblings

This was probably my first weekend I am actually free since I came back to Malaysia for holidays as I was pretty busied up with my brother’s wedding. This weekend, I was able to meet up with lots of my ex-Sydney mates and some of their friends too.

Friday was our fail pub-hopping from Tom, Dick & Harry to Sid’s Pub in Taman Tun. Got to meet up with Kenneth, Daryl, Yen Yen, SK, Kevin and Marcus along with Krystle for the first time. Kwong Heng, Nee Kee and Captain Seng Keat joined up later too. I hate how my first impression to Krystle was “WHAT?! YOU HAVE THE SAME CAMERA THAN ME (in red too)!?” I hope she won’t judge me. Table talk included all of the old stories and also some new “education”.

Little kids, press page down a couple of times. You have been warned.

(Take note that the below may also be a little offensive)

One of our conversations strayed to kinky disgusting sex moves. Of these, we discussed the Dirty Sanchez, the Angry Dragon and the Spiderman. And yes, as a good Samaritan, I will share my knowledge with those that do not know what these are.Note that they are all described from the male perspective of sexual intercourse.

The Spiderman was described as: when you are about to finish off, walk away to ruin the moment, then turn back and (while doing the Spiderman fingers) finish off on her face (I think). Now, I laughed at just picturing this. However, I searched online and apparently the real definition is a lot funnier.

When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey’s web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Source: Urban Dictionary

Priceless.

spidermanJust could not resist Photoshoping Mr. Happy-Cat on.

The Angry Dragon was another funny move. We were told that when finishing off during a blowjob, you smack the back of the girl’s head to make your load come out of her nose. This move has been named so because when she gets up with all that dribbling from her nose, she’s gonna look like one very angry dragon.

This move will likely give you the wife-beater label so try it at your own risk. As mean as it sounds though, it’s still hilarious. Please don’t mention feminist issues because I do acknowledge how very male-chauvinistic these ’sex moves’ are.

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The Dirty Sanchez is something a lot worse than either of these moves and would probably make you sick to your stomach. Hence, to avoid scaring visitors away, you can take a read at Wikipedia.

A search on Google also got me lots more weird sexual acts. Check them out here.

End of possibly offensive and 18SX stuff

I have some dirty friends. But I guess that’s also the most entertaining kind. :)

Photos from the night are below. They are also avid cam-whores and posers. Tsk tsk.


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This was pretty much my Friday night dinner. Was delicious – Until people starting cracking up jokes relating French Fries to male appendages… Kids! :P

IMG_0071I miss my $7.00 Snake Bites in Sydney.

IMG_0084Me and Yen Yen are actually posing. Kevin wants his spotlight.

IMG_0082I don’t know what Daryl and Yen Yen are doing. Kenneth seems be simulating a pirate, I think.

IMG_0077Me and Yen Yen. My shirt title: Rock Out With Your Cock Out (note the Rooster on the right)

IMG_0075Palat! (Inside joke)

IMG_0055That famous curious pose of mine…

IMG_0069Retired gangsters of Sydney, Kenneth and Daryl - Still trying.

IMG_0092Krystle and emoboy Kevin

IMG_0094After the Photoshoping, I thought this photo looked pretty good.

IMG_0095“Om gonna turn moi lyfe araund.” – Kenneth

Few comments on the photos:

  • I have no idea why all the photos with Marcus and SK in them are blurry.
  • A lot of the photos lack in quality and are grainy – Still getting used to the camera!
  • Why are there so many photos of Kenneth?!
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